I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Randomize
