guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
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Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
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I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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