At least make sure they are 18
Why
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
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i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
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He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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