I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
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all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
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I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
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