Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
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Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
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You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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