i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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