So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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