love makes seman taste better
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Randomize
