So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
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Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
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There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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