Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
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Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
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I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
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