so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
Just cropdusted the office
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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