Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
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you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
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If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
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He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
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