its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
please come you make the beer taste better
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
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