i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
