So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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