I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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