with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I think I won the penis lottery.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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