All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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