Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
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She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
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You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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