I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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