did you get engaged???
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...