Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
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i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
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a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.