id be glad to
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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