real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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