I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
