Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
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I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
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I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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