Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
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I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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