you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
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Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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