i don't like sucking hair
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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