maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
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just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
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does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
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