Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
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Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
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I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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