You're completely useless in the revolution.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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