He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
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it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
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He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I have post one night stand depression
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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