school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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