sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
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shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
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It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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