its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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