I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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