im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
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While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
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i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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