I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
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yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
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I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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