i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
i just google imaged poop.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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