I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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