im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
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I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
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Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
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