piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
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