As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Randomize