He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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