How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Randomize
