This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
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