How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
im on a boat
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