I think I died a long time ago.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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