The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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