Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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