god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
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