have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
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mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
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Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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