I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
What did we do last night that was yellow?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
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They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
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Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
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