I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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