if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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